What happens in Vegas…

… Ends up on this blog. At least when I go there with my wife.

I had a few fantastic conversations this past weekend in Las Vegas. They could have happened anywhere and have pretty much nothing to do with being in Vegas, but this is where I was when I met these people.

As part of my Vegas ritual, doing something two times in a row makes it a ritual, we went to the In ‘N Out Burger. And while I’ll admit there are some good burgers there, I was in GI distress for pretty much the rest of that day. Not the point. We were sitting there eating next to this other couple from Texas. The "him" in this couple reminded me a great deal of my uncle Pat.  We talked about the normal vacation stuff, where you’re from, what brings you to town, all of this stuff. We tell him the reason for the visit to the In N’ Out is 100% Lebowski related. He doesn’t react as though he’s seen the movie, which is a shame, but based on the following conversation is probably better for him.

Texas Uncle Pat: "That’s a pretty good reason to eat somewhere."
Laura: "My dad took us to the diner from the Blues Brothers."
TUP: "I didn’t like that one. Too much cursing (my clue that he would not like the Big Lebowski). I did like the Blues Brothers 2000 (my clue that he would not like anything funny).
Me: "The music is really good in both, but yeah, there’s a lot of cursing in original."
TUP: "You know the show the Munsters?"
Laura doesn’t hear what he says and looks confused so I do my Herman Munster impression. He goes on to tell us about this guy in a town near his who built a 1313 Mocking Bird Lane replica and how they open it up to tourists, etc.

Any Munster’s reference brings to my mind Apu’s question to Butch Patrick "If your mother was a vampire, and your father was a Frankenstein, why are you a wolfman?"

I say this to Laura and TUP laughs, and says

"I never thought of that. That is a really good point. I’ll never be able to watch that show again without thinking of that."

I cited my source for the line so as not to take undue credit.

So, the end result of this story is I went to eat a movie related hamburger and ended up ruining the Munsters for some poor guy from Texas.

Vegas is awesome!

Found in Translation

I was just reading my "This year in Python" desktop calendar. This is what I learned. In Japan "Monty Python’s Flying Circus" was retitled "The Gay Boys Dragon Hour" and was followed up with an on-air discussion of the show. Find something better than that. I dare you.

JT

Shame, Shame, everyone knows your name

Here’s a list of names I should know, but don’t        Here’s a list of people’s names I know but shouldn’t
Richard L. Ford                                                                    Larry Birkhead
Clinton W. Ahlquist                                                            Howard K. Stern
Shawn M. Duncan                                                                Dannielynn Smith
Matthew C. Bowe                                                                Anna Nicole Smith
Adare W. Cleveland                                                            
Pedro J. Colon
Montrel S. Mcarn
Brett Witteveen
Blake H. Howey
Matthew S. Apuan
Christopher K. Boone
Kelly D. Youngblood
Brian A. Escalante
William C. Spillers
Chad E. Marsh
Justin T. Paton
Todd M. Siebert
Daniel T. Morris
John D. Rode
Ronnie G Madore, Jr
Carl Leanard Seigart
Branden C Cummings
Allen Mosteiro
Nicholas A Tanton
Russel A. Kurtz
Dennis L. Sellen Jr.
Robert B. Thrasher
Donnie R. Belser Jr.
James J. Regan
Ian W. Shaw
Eric Ross
Leroy A. Camacho
Luke Daniel Simpson

The list on the right everyone knows. The list on the left is the names of every soldier that has died in Iraq since 2/9/2007 when Anna Nicole Smith died. The top story again this morning on the Early Show was about this stupid whore and the men who nailed her. I left before the story on all of the people in the left hand column. I have a feeling I’d still be sitting there.

The news is a travesty. It makes me more angry every time I turn it on. I wish I had the time to go back and see how many women were killed by their husbands or boyfriends in the time the news spent covering Lacy Peterson. My guess is that the number is more than 50, yet they spent months on this thing. How many weddings were called off while we all wondered about the "runaway bride" and saw pictures of her and her yellow eyes, so help me god she had yellow eyes.

Now Brittany Spears is in Rehab again, for the third time this week. Who CARES! Apparently everyone is stupid, and we really care about this crap, or the news is doing us a horrible disservice every time they lead with this crap and push the real news, the news we should all care about because it effects our lives much more directly than blonde women with emotional problems ever could to the middle, end, or off the newscast completely.

I was looking over a US History text book a few years ago that is meant for high school students. A good portion of the section on the 1990s was spent on OJ. Does this qualify as the history our children need to know? It certainly seems that way. There was more time spent on the state of California v. Orenthal James Simspon than there was on Brown vs. Board of Education.

I better stop now, or I’m gonna get myself so worked up into a shoot that I won’t be able to think clearly for the rest of the day.

God, this crap bugs the hell out of me.

JT

Shame on You

Everyone knows my love of television, but this year I’ve turned a corner, dropping a number of shows I’ve decided I no longer cared about. So now is the time for me to tell you all. Shame on you if you aren’t watching these shows.

1) Veronica Mars:
    For anyone who misses is Buffy, this is next best thing. Smart dialogue, involved and interesting story telling, and the only season finale last year that actually made me horribly sad, and then overjoyed. Plus, I just watched an episode where Logan (Veronica’s on-again-off-again) is playing Mario Kart, bonus point. Plus, the writer’s make a concerted effort each episode to quote the Big Lebowski.

2) Battlestar Gallactica
    Without a doubt the best Sci-Fi since the fourth season of X-Files. And like any good Sci-Fi the show is about characters and tackles current issues, politics, religion, suicide bombings, and those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. If you like Sci-Fi, it is unforgivable that you aren’t watching this. If you don’t, you should still be watching this show. It’s just great television.

3) Heroes
    Best new show of the season. A TON of characters (maybe a couple too many, but I’ll not complain) very cool premise, A TON of people who find they all have special powers, and their paths keep crossing as they either wittingly or unwittingly play a role in the destruction of New York City, and maybe the world. Each episode brings us closer to the explosive climax and provides new insights into why they developed these powers and how they are all connected. George Takei, whose liscence plate just happens to read NCC-1701. Bonus Points.

4) The Wire
    Not currently on. The fourth season just concluded a couple of months ago. This may be the best show that’s ever been on telelvision. Brutally realistic show about the drug game in Baltimore. Characters on both sides of the law that you legitimately care about. Characters that are so well written and acted that they are painfully real, in their aspirations, mistakes, and moments of real humor. Plus there has never been a character quite like Omar on television. I’ve never pulled so hard for a character who has done some of the truly brutal things that Omar has done. If you have Netflix or OnDemand do yourself a favor and start from the beginning of this show and don’t miss an episode. You won’t always feel good about what you see, but you won’t be sorry you saw it.

JT

Anybody else surprised by this

I heard two things today, unrelated except that my initial reaction
to both was "There’s no way that’s right." Except, I had no other reason to doubt the voracity of these claims than it just seemed impossible.

1. Carson Daly’s talk show has been on the air for 5 years. Karma.

2. Mike Krzyzewski turned 60 today.

Bob Knight is 66. I guess that’s why I am so shocked that Coach K is that old. Is it just me or is there the general impression that Bob Knight is at the tail end of his career and everyone expects Krzyzewski to coach for a while still. This shoots my thought that Krzyzewski will pass Knight on the wins list. If he’s only six years younger it seems much more unlikely.

And Carson Daly’s still on TV! Really?

JT

It’s the principality of the thing

Shocker to the world, but American Idol is to me what IU football is to most of the world.  (see previous posts and comments as to what this means; also, for more info on this point, go to Google and type in the keyword "sports").

This is a report on last night’s episode from the Baltimore Sun:

The next contestant, Janita Burks, says that her style "works in with
my confidentiality."

In case you were wondering, no, she was not discussing her ability to keep her dealings secret.  I am looking down my nose, through my glasses and your computer screen at you.

AB

Awkward Sports moment of the weekend

During halftime of the Colts-Pats game on Sunday when the Colts looked like they were about to cough it up to the Pats on a grand scale, Boomer Esiason says something to the effect If Peyton Manning doesn’t get this done he’s gonna need to build a house in A-Rods neighborhood, cause that’s where he’ll be. All the regular season stats and nothing in the playoffs.

Dan Marino sat two seats away. They were mercifully on a four-shot, making it impossible to read his lips as he told Boomer to kiss is white-newly-slimmed-down-because-of-nurti-system-ass.

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