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I have been following the ongoing drama of the possible Sirius XM bankruptcy/take over/whatever is going on with great interest. I have also been reading the comment threads following these articles and I am so annoyed by most of these people I’m about to scream. So, instead of going crazy there, I’m going to spread some common sense here.

1.) To all the people who point to the Howard Stern contract as the reason the company is in trouble. You are morons. Most of these comments come from people who don’t like Stern, and that’s fine. He’s certainly not for everyone, but he has been worth every penny the invested in him. When they signed him, Sirius had roughly 700,000 subscribers and XM had somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 million. That was in January of 2006. By the middle of 2007 Sirius had around 7 million subscribers to XM’s 9 or so million. That type of growth is insane and there’s no way they get there without Stern. Like him or not, he has a following. Because of him, Sirius went from no name recognition and very few listeners to forcing a merger with XM.

2.) I bought Sirius for both my dad and brother last Christmas, 2007. They both love it. Their musical tastes could not be more divergent. When one product can completely satisfy two sets of tastes so far apart, it is a product with a HUGE upside. This company will be worth a lot in the long run.

3.) This is a brand new industry with insane start up costs. Not only the R&D to develop all the technology from the radios to the antennas to the satellites, but they had to launch satellites into space. Ive never done that, but I feel pretty confident in saying, “That ain’t cheap.” Plus, they have to provide content and talent. They have probably overpaid for some of their talent, but to lure people away from their current gigs and get some high profile people they needed to pay for it.

4.) Anyone who says people aren’t willing to pay for radio is also a moron. I don’t know anyone who has tried satellite radio and said, “no thanks, terrestrial is better. I prefer 30 minutes of commercials per hour.” They have 20 Million subscribers and their problem is not that they are losing subscribers. They’re still adding subscribers, just not as fast as they had been/would be if the economy wasn’t in the tank.

5.) The government dragged their feet on the merger for 18 months. It was a ridiculous waist of time and it hurt both companies. They needed to merge for cost purposes and because of the long merger process they spent 18 months spending money at a much higher rate than they would have if they had been allowed to merge earlier. The debt situation right now would not be this bad if they hadn’t been obstructed by this.

6.) If the economy wasn’t in such bad shape they wouldn’t have any trouble restructuring this debt.

Finally, the problem isn’t the product, or the willingness of people to pay for it. It’s basically timing. Whether they end up restructuring through Chapter 11, or whether there is some sort of deal worked out with Directv or Echostar, Sirius XM isn’t going anywhere.

Meatheads.

I don’t think they teach sarcasm to 4th graders

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This morning, as the fourth graders in charge of raising and lowering the flag reentered the building, I complimented them on the job they did and thought back to the condition the flag was in after school yesterday, which was, well, wet is not a strong enough word to describe it.

I said to one of them, sarcastically, as they passed, “How much fun was it to take the flag down yesterday?” Thinking what a pain in the ass it must have been to perform that task in a downpour.

The answer I received was, “OH MY GOD SO MUCH FUN!!!!”

She then went on to tell me all about holding the umbrella while the other two girls tried to fold the flag in the rain. It sounded like more fun than I’ve had in a long time, even though I know I would have been annoyed.

In some ways, fourth graders and I are very different people.

Gentlemen, You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

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I was reading Bob Kravitz’s column in the Indianapolis Star this morning about Devan Dumes and his special off the court situation. It seems that Devan has an 8-month old baby that was sick this last week and this was weighing on him. He decided to take out his frustrations with his elbows on cheeks, backs and groins.

Kravitz wasn’t making an excuse for him and neither am I, but I will say this. He’s not alone. What I learned from my semester as an Abnormal Psych major at California University and wikipedia is that there’s this thing called transference. It’s basically taking out your feelings for one person on another.

There have been many examples of this throughout recorded history.

This is perhaps the worst case scenario. Brig. General Jack D. Ripper, who after feeling a sense of exhaustion and emptiness following the physical act of love, came to a startling realization. His precious bodily fluids were being depleted through the most insidious of all communist plots, the fluoridation of our water supply. Not only did begin to deny women his essence, but he also began an elaborate plan to send nuclear war codes and attack orders to all of the fighters near the Soviet Union. Fortunately all of the fighters were called back. Unfortunately, one of them wasn’t. And then there was the issue of the secret Soviet Doomsday machine.

The similarities between these stories and Dumas’s do not end there. Prior to the game this past weekend, Tom Crean had to call up Tom Izzo and tell him about everything that was about to happened. This is a transcript of Coach Crean’s side of that call. Tom Izzo had apparently been drinking at the time this call was made.

Tom Crean: [to Izzo] Hello?… Uh… Hello T- uh hello Tom? Listen uh uh I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?… Oh-ho, that’s much better… yeah… huh… yes… Fine, I can hear you now, Tom… Clear and plain and coming through fine… I’m coming through fine, too, eh?… Good, then… well, then, as you say, we’re both coming through fine… Good… Well, it’s good that you’re fine and… and I’m fine… I agree with you, it’s great to be fine… a-ha-ha-ha-ha… Now then, Tom, you know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the elbow… The Elbow, Tom… The thrown elbow … Well now, what happened is… ahm… one of our players, he had a sort of… well, he went a little funny in the head… you know… just a little… funny. And, ah… he went and did a silly thing… Well, I’ll tell you what he did. He ordered his elbows… to attack your players… Ah… Well, let me finish, Tom… Let me finish, Tom… Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?… Can you imagine how I feel about it, Tom?… Why do you think I’m calling you? Just to say hello?… Of course I like to speak to you!… Of course I like to say hello!… Not now, but anytime, Tom. I’m just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened… It’s a friendly call. Of course it’s a friendly call… Listen, if it wasn’t friendly… you probably wouldn’t have even got it… They are not likely to reach their targets.. I am… I am positive, Tom… Listen, I’ve been all over this with your Athletic Director. It is not a trick… Well, I’ll tell you. We’d like to give you a complete run-down on the targets, the body parts targeted, and the pointiness of the elbows… Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we’re unable to recall the elbows, then… I’d say that, ah… well, ah… we’re just gonna have to help you destroy them, Tom… I know he’s our boy… All right, well listen now. Who should we call?… Who should we call, Tom? The… wha-whe, the People… you, sorry, you faded away there… The People’s Central Groin Defense Headquarters… Where is that, Tom?… In Lansing?… Right… Yes… Oh, you’ll call them first, will you?… Uh-huh… Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Tom?… Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Lansing information… Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm… I’m sorry, too, Tom… I’m very sorry… All right, you’re sorrier than I am, but I am sorry as well… I am as sorry as you are, Tom! Don’t say that you’re more sorry than I am, because I’m capable of being just as sorry as you are… So we’re both sorry, all right?… All right.

Sadly, not all of the elbows were able to recalled, but none of them reached their exact target. And Goran Suton’s groin didn’t have a Doomsday device attached to it, so tragedy averted.

So, Devan clearly has some work to do on himself so he doesn’t go around blaming Spartan body parts for his own misfortunes.

Let’s all hope he is able to get it while he’s not playing tonight against Minnesota.

No theme song for today, just the video clip of the greatest one sided phone call this side of Bob Newhart. (This whole thing is going to make me skew much older)

I think I’ll run through the sprinkler with my gym shorts on

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It’s 50° in Chicago today, after a month where there were only 3 days above freezing a number of days in single digits, and a few below zero. There has been about a foot of snow on the ground since Christmas.

And today it is 50°.

It’s almost impossible to explain what that has done to my mood. I left the house this morning wearing one of my IU sweatshirts and no jacket. I drove with my window down. I was in such a good mood I almost sang along to Elton John. It is a joyous moment when, after a long winter you get a glimpse of spring.

It’s actually easier to explain how I feel today than I thought at first. It’s how I felt after we beat Iowa on Wednesday night.

After struggling through a month’s worth of losses, some of them close, some of them not at all, when it felt like the sun my never shine again on IU basketball, even though logic said that it would, finding a win on Wednesday was like waking up to a 50° Ferbruary day in Chicago.

Now, I know it’s only February. And thanks to the predictive powers of Punxsutawney Phil I know there are at least six more weeks of winter ahead. 50° today does not mean that there are nothing but warm days and pleasant nights ahead. Just as one Iowa win doesn’t mean we’re going on a winning streak that will take us to the NCAA tournament.

But joy, even if it is fleeting, is still worth embracing. Celebrating.

Spring won’t officially be here in Chicago until the restaurants put their sidewalk cafe tables out. If you don’t now, or never did, live in a big city this may not mean much to you, but trust me when I say that seeing those tables and chairs outside is the happiest day of the year. It means that businesses have decided that it is financially viable to provide outdoor seating. The market has decided it is spring, and there’s no stopping the market.

Spring won’t be here for IU basketball until next season at the earliest, but that doesn’t mean that we won’t have some unseasonably warm days here and there.

Let’s all enjoy them. I think we’ve earned them.

Today’s theme song looks back and forward to warmer days.

I saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp…

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and they read, “Matt Roth’s a pimp.”

Watching Matt Roth’s shooting performance against Ohio State taught me a really important lesson. Namely, If I have an opinion about something, I need to say it here, otherwise I can’t say “I’ve been saying this for months” cause there’s no proof.
Here’s where I have been on Matt Roth for well over a month now and it’s going to seem like hindsight. He needs to play more and here’s why. If you’ve watched us play over this 11 game losing streak, and even before that I think you’d have to agree that all too often our offense gets down to the final seconds of the shot clock and needs someone to chuck up a shot. Matt Roth, if nothing else, is a tremendous release valve as he can shoot from anywhere.

I couldn’t realy find a place to insert that thought, largely because I knew he wasn’t getting more minutes because there are holes in his game in other areas, but I still thought he gave us more than he would cost us.

I’m not sure he should start, but he should be in the game a lot more. It’s very early in his career but where do you think he ranks as a pure shooter with the likes of Kyle Hornsby, Todd Leary, Brian Evans, Steve Alford and anyone else I’m not thinking of right now.

Now, let’s backtrack to the Northwestern game.

Do you remember Dakich’s debut last year in Evanston? I know I’m going to hear cries of extenuating circumstances here, but our game against NU in Bloomington last year wasn’t much better than the trip there, so I discount that claim. We played better on Wednesday that we did when we won there last year. Last year we got our ass handed to us by backdoor cuts and lay ups. We couldn’t slow them down, much less stop them. This year, we bumped their cutters, played much better defense, and gave up fewer lay ups. We don’t have the talent or experience that we had last year, but the preparation for this game showed more this year than any prep we did to play NU last year.

Tom Crean is the right man for this job. Want proof? Go back and watch the way he handled our players and that game in Evanston. He was calm when everyone else was getting wound up. He got worked up when they got quiet. His demeanor really guides this team and he’s almost always giving them exactly what they need. Remember when Verdell dribbled the ball off his knee and it went out of bounds in the second half? Verdell started to get all worked up and was complaining about the call. They took a shot of Crean and he was telling Verdell to let it go and go play defense. He said it twice, did not get the repsonse he needed and immediately pulled Verdell. He didn’t sit him because of the mistake. He sat him because he wasn’t putting it behind him. That was a great move.

More proof? This team believes they can win. Despite being in the midst of a tough losing streak, the guys on the bench, with 4:00 left in the game were excited, involved and into this game like it was the final possession. It wasn’t the body language of a group of kids who are just waiting to see how they were going to lose this game. That is 100% the coach.

OK, Ohio State.

I’ve turned the corner on this team. For the last three games I’ve felt pretty good about our chances going into the games and I haven’t been wrong. This is no longer a group of kids trying to find reverse on a soviet tank. These guys are now worthy adversaries.

Go back and watch our ball movement during the first five minutes of the Ohio State game. It was crisp. It had direction and intent. They knew where they wanted to go with the ball. They expected their teammates to be there, and they were. It was like watching an entirely different team. These guys finally have some idea of what it takes to compete at this level and they are.

Now, we clearly have issues. Allowing 78% shooting in the second half can only lead to defeat, but against a team that took us out of the game in the first three minutes in Columbus we were winning at the half and were within two with 8 miutes to go. It’s not a win, but it’s a HUGE improvement.

We’re going to beat Iowa on Wednesday. And it won’t be out last win of the season. I think we’re very close to being the team that people should be uncomfortable playing. We’re going to win a couple game we aren’t supposed to win this month.

The last point I’d like to make about the Ohio State game is once again in regards to Tom Crean. At times against Ohio State, he got worked up about the officiating (rightfully so), but as he well knows, he can’t do that. When he got all riled up, so did the players. They got chippy about calls, got distracted from what they were supposed to be doing by what the refs were doing. During our sloppiest periods, if you go back and look, you’ll find Tom Crean’s most emotional moments. The goal tending that wasn’t called. The foul on the three-point shot that wasn’t called against Ohio State and one after the blocked three-pointer that WAS called against us all got Crean worked up past the point that was helpful to his team.

I also recommend that you go back and listen to his post-game press conference. He was asked about the officiating on three separate occassions. In the silence that followed each of those questions you can replay every single coaching rant against bad officiating in your head. He was PISSED OFF! And he should have been, though, and I’m sure he’d be the first to agree with this statement, the refs didn’t cost us this game. They were uneven and missed a number of calls, but Ted Valentine wasn’t out there Saturday.

So, see me after we beat Iowa. Like I said, I’ve learned my lesson. I don’t want to come off as Mr. Hindsight, so I’m putting my expectations out there in advance. We’ve turned the corner. The Big Ten has stepped to us in the middle of the street and danced at us. We have put down the boom box and line danced right back at them.

It’s on, Randy. It’s On!

What is our major malfunction?

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I thought I would take a break today from yelling at you or telling you how to live your life to talk about basketball. Enjoy the break. I’m sure I’ll return to being profoundly disappointed in something you are doing soon enough.

What follows is the direct result of two conversations I had in November. The first, with my cousin, Brian. The second, with my brother. I started this post then, but sat it aside, as I wasn’t sure how to finish it.

The first conversation took place over the Thanksgiving holiday, and is more than a little fuzzy, so I hope that Brian will jump into the comment thread and help me in any place where I have strayed too far. The part that stuck in my head was a comment he made about having a Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs for basketball. He, I’m sure, can provide you with more context as to his thought process.

The second conversation took place via iChat during the TCU game. My brother was saying that we had not developed at the rate he had hoped for this year, and was citing our inability or lack of effort to get the ball inside, but rather to settle for swinging the ball from side to side.

I began to defend our progress to this point in the season and during my defense the idea of Maslow came back to me. For those not familiar with Maslow, please look here. In short, his claim to fame is a pyramidal structure that identifies what motivates human behavior, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. They explain it better than I could, so please go check it out if you need to know more.

I have taken two of his ideas and made something that relates to basketball. 1.) Arranging things in a pyramid shape. And 2.) In his Hierarchy of Needs, people either do not, or are not capable of trying fulfill higher level needs until they have satisfied lower level needs, e.g. It’s hard to worry about your self-esteem issues if you haven’t eaten in a week. You must be fed and clothed before you can seek safety, before you can seek social interactions, before you can worry about how you feel about yourself, etc.

My hierarchy doesn’t hold to that exactly, but the basic idea remains.

As we sit here in the midst of a nine game losing streak, I find my reserve tank of optimism is running low. It’s desperately important for this team to get a win soon, if just to have their work in practice rewarded.

But while we wait for that, it’s helpful to have something concrete to look at so as to gauge our actual improvement. It is with that in mind that I present this basketball hierarchy.

The lowest level of the pyramid is the stuff that is easiest to come by.

Taylor’s Hierarchy of Basketball Needs

Effort and Toughness are things a player can learn and bring to practice almost from the start. Sometimes toughness takes a while to develop, but it is certainly possible to have effort and toughness before you have any of the other levels of the pyramid, and without effort you are never going to develop any of the others. This includes a willingness to work hard in practice, take charges and get on the ground after loose balls. It also includes communication. Everyone can talk, except mutes. Sorry Nell.

Defensive Fundamentals. Anyone who has ever been around kids playing basketball can attest to the fact that it’s hard for kids to learn how to play offense. Most 3rd and 4th grade games are played safely in the single digits. It’s much easier to teach them to play defense. This is still true at upper levels of play. You may not always shoot the ball well, but you can always play hard defense. But this stuff is harder to learn and do well than just trying. This includes footwork, positioning, on-ball defense, playing the help line and boxing out.

Offensive Fundamentals. The offense has to be worked on at the same time as the defense, but a lot of this stuff takes longer to get right. I know peole who play terrific defense but should never, under any circumstances be allowed to dribble or shoot. “Strap, in for Everett. Don’t shoot the ball unless you’re under the basket all by yourself!” This includes shooting, passing, and setting screens.

Situational Awareness. If you can pass, shoot, set screens, guard the ball, move your feet and play help side defense you have the ability to play basketball, but without the knowledge of how the game works and what needs to happen on a possession by possession basis, you will not find much success. This area includes knowing what needs to be done by us and what is likely to be done by them.

Recognition. Once you can perform the basics, and understand the game you need to be able to put that into use, which is where recognition comes in. It goes beyond awareness. And once you are recognizing and executing you are finally a good basketball team. This includes shot selection, proper lines, how to get open, and how to find an open teammate.

So the question we should all be asking ourselves on a daily basis is how are we doing in these areas. This is a good way to see if we are improving or not. If we are making most of our mistakes in the first three levels of the pyramid that should be cause for concern, but if we’re playing pretty consistently in those areas and showing improvement, while still struggling with awareness and recognition, that is something else entirely.

So, what do you think? Are our problems still lower tier problems, or are our problems with situational awareness and recognition causing our problems?

In which I wag my finger

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Last week I met a current IU freshman who lives in my old dorm, Read. It was great to talk to someone who was living where I once lived and getting to experience IU as I once did, lo these many years ago.

It made me instantly nostalgic for Bloomington, for the days before I knew what “lactose intolerant” meant, when all I knew was Mad Mushroom Cheese Sticks, for the days of $.99 beer of the month at Mother Bear’s (I’d like to know what they are up to now. If someone knows, please put it in the comment thread), for afternoon naps in the fireplace lounge (none of which were planned, as you all well know), for the Irish Lion, mutton pie, puff balls, half yards of Guiness, but most of all for trips to Assembly Hall for IU basketball games.

I snapped out of my mid-day wool gathering just in time to ask him, before he walked off, if he had season tickets to the IU games.

You know what he said to me?

“No, we suck this year. Our whole team is made up of freshmen.”

I grabbed his arm at the elbow as he was turning to walk away (the same action that got Bob Knight fired, btw) and said, “Hey, that’s not important. Your team needs you in the stands. Go get tickets. Hell, have your parents pay for them.”

He gave me some nonsense about the expense of out-of-state tuition and fiscal responsibility, blah, blah, blah.

Then I hear that they are dropping the prices for balcony tickets to $5.

*spit take*

This is, I think, what bothers me most about what’s going on this year. I knew going in we were not going to have a great team, I knew we were going to have to improve a lot to win many games, what I didn’t expect was that we had so many fair weather fans.

Here comes the “in my day” rant.

When I was at IU ’95-’98. We didn’t win a Big Ten title. We didn’t win an NCAA game. It was a low point for IU basketball (not by today’s standards, but I had very recent memories of Alan Henderson, Calbert Chaeney, Greg Graham, Pat Graham, Damon Bailey, Lyndon Jones, Chris Reynolds, and Old-Man Anderson. My childhood was built around Isaiah Thomas, Uwe Blab, Steve Alford, Steve Eyl, Joe Hillman, Keith Smart, Dean Garrett, Ricky Calloway, Brian Sloan, Kreigh Smith. We still packed Assembly Hall. Andre Patterson and Charlie Miller, and even The Neck, deserved and got our support just as much as those other teams. And they got it.

If you live within an hour of Bloomington and you used to go the games and you’ve stopped, shame on you.

If you’re a student and you didn’t bother to get season tickets because the team wasn’t going to be any good, well, hell I don’t even want to know you. You are a Hoosier. You are not some ass backwards Kentucky fan. You don’t support your team cause there’s nothing else to do on a Wednesday night.

IU fans are better than that. At least that’s what I’ve always believed. God knows that’s what I’m going to teach my kids (calm down mom, I’m not making any announcements here).

Get your ass out there and support this team. It’s how we act when things aren’t going well that defines who we are.

Be better than this.

It turns out I dislike Illinois more than I thought.

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You know how they say that eskimos have like 1000 words for snow? With each new post I write it feels like I need to come up a new way to say “ouch.”
There area number of things about losing to Illinois that make it feel like your sliding down a razor blade into a swimming pool filled with rubbing alcohol.

It seems to be important to fit into a role. It’s like being on the Real World. On the Real World you need to have the black guy, the gay guy, the asshole, the slut, the naive farm/religious person.

In sports, it seems that you have to have the underdog, the powerhouse, the heroes, the villians, the cheaters, the righteous. We have been many things, the powerhouse, the underdog, the righteous, and sadly, the cheaters. But each of our identities has been of our own making and based on our own merits. We have never sought to identify ourselves in relation to others.

Enter Illinois. I’ve lived in Illinois for close to a decade now, and until last year I had no opinion of Illinois basketball at all. Other than the game in ’89 that we lost on the most improbable shot after Jay Edwards most improbable shot, I have no significant memories of playing Illinois. They don’t appear on my radar. I challenge you to come up with an Illinois memory prior to last year.

Since Eric Gordon changed his mind and decided to come to IU, the entire Illinois basketball program has decided that they are going to play the role of douchebag. Their identity as a mediocre basketball program wasn’t enough for them and rather than separate themselves from the pack based on their own merit they decided to pick a fight with us.

They acted with less class than a Kentucky fan last year and spent an entire game screaming obscenities at a college freshman. And they lost.

Then, this summer, when Bruce Weber was asked about his team for the upcoming year instead of giving an honest answer about his team, he decided to take a shot at us.

Let me tell you something Bruce. If the best you can say about your team is that you’ll be better than the youngest, least experienced team in the history of basketball then you should probably just shut up because it’s obvious that even you think your team isn’t worth talking about.

We lost on Saturday to a better team, which is sad because they aren’t a good team. They’ll finish in the middle of the Big Ten, like they always do, with very few exceptions and in two years we’ll be head and shoulders better than them again and I’ll cease caring about Illinois except for twice a year.

And speaking of their exceptions. Did you see the ads for the celebration of all things Illinois basketball program they were airing after the game on Saturday? The best they could come up with to celebrate was two years where they came kind of close to winning a championship.

Try not to rest too much on your laurels, kids. I’m so happy, that the best and brightest moments in the history of IU basketball don’t revolve around the years we almost won something.

I guess if that was my legacy, I’d try to make my bones by kicking a better program when they were down too.

After getting myself all worked up like that I really need to turn something up loud. This feels like the right choice. It’s not a real video for this song, but this song is just great and it makes me feel a little bit better.

Wha’ Happened?

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The Michigan game was a set back. And lest you think I’m talking about the team here, I should remind you that most of the time I’m talking about me. After my very grown up and mature reaction to the UK game, I was full on the chip after the Michigan game.

And not just because we lost the game. Without going into all the details that are interesting to no one but me, let me paint you a picture of my experience watching this game. I watched the first half on my slingbox while eating dinner. At half time I got up to clean up after dinner, empty the dishwasher, etc. And then my wireless network went down. I paused the game and went to fix the problem. I still don’t know what was wrong with it, but it took me nearly an hour and a half to get it fixed.

Once it was fixed I went back to the game, only to discover that my brother was watching the game through my slingbox. He said it was a close game, which meant he was watching it in real time and I had, in effect, missed the entire second half. I went into the other room, turned on the TV, and we WERE DOWN BY 4! IN OVERTIME!!!!!

I had no idea what happened. I watched us clunk our way to a lose via the freethrow line, but I was angry and depressed. Both because of the outcome and because I was caught completely off guard.

It took me an entire evening of stewing over this loss to get realize why I was so upset. It comes down to one word and has very little to do with the game it self.

Expectations.

The single greatest factor in any one person’s life is expectation. What you expect to happen completely controls your reaction to what actually happens. And this controls your mood and out look on life.

To prove my point, here are a few examples.

When I was an undergrad I was an RA. We used to have meetings everyweek in our supervisors room. She always had a jar of Peanut m&m’s on her desk and I would walk in, grab a handfull, toss them in my mouth and enjoy the chocolatey goodness. One day, around Christmas her jar was filled with the red and green holiday assortment. I grabbed my usual hadnful threw them in my mouth and bit down. On mints. It was disgusting. I had to run to the water fountain to wash the taste out of my mouth. All because I EXPECTED them to m&m’s. They were prefectly fine mints, but as I wasn’t expecting mints my reaction was severe and negative. If I expected them to be mints I would have been delighted.

I worked with a woman once who, again around Christmas, got a gift from a student. It was a piece of white chocolate with a raspberry center. It was homemade and in the shape of a flower. She had missed lunch, was famished and had about 2 minutes to eat so she ran into the teachers lounge and took a HUGE bite. It was soap. She tried to wash her mouth out, but the water just made the soap turn into foam and bubbles. It took a good five minutes to get it all out of her mouth. Unlike with the mints, there’s no way she would have enjoyed eating the soap, even if she knew it was soap, but if she hadn’t expected to be giving chocolate by her student (which is what most teachers get from most students) she would not have tried to eat it.

Expectations are crucial to more than just food and Christmas stories, though if you would like to see it in effect aroudn Christmas again, I suggest you watch Love Actually and pay attention to the scene where Emma Thompson opens her Christmas present from Alan Rickman.

Consider this scenario. You take a final exam. You leave the class feeling like you nailed it. You feel confident about your responses and are sure you got an A. You get the test back and you got a C. How upset are you?
Now, think of the same situation, only you thought you bombed it. How happy are you with that same grade?

Remember when the Arizona Cardinals lost to the Bears a few years ago and Dennis Green went off in the press conference after the game? If not, here it is. You know why he’s so mad? You guessed it. Expectations. He knew what to expect from the Bears in that game, game planned accordingly, and expected to win. He was right about what to expect from the Bears, but he still lost. If he knew what to expect from the Bears and was wrong he would have been surprised. If he had known what to expect from the Bears and expected that his team wouldn’t be able to match up, the loss would not have bothered as much as it did. His expectations informed his reaction.

Which brings me back to the Michigan game. As a rule, I’m suspicious of any Michigan team that people expect to be good. The last decade has backed that up pretty well. I expected us to be competitive against Michigan. I really thought we would win that game going in. The first half was great. Not only were we playing really well, but I was being proven right. When I came back to the game I was shocked. I was mad I had missed whatever happened and I was really mad that the new expectations I had developed by watching the first half were the exact opposite of the current reality.

My expectations of playing a competitve game against Michigan were completely accurate and fulfilled. My adjusted expectations based on our first half were what really messed me up.

So, let this be a lessen to you. Only expect bad things to happen. At worst, you’ll be right. At best you’ll spend a lot of time reacting positively to the most modest of successes.

Here’s a theme song all about expectations. Plus a great guitar riff.

Also, for your total lack of interest.

Johnny, you’re a cremepuff!

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I’m in real danger of falling so far behind that I actually miss posting about a game. I’d like to blame this on being back at work, but I was even worse when I was on break. So, either I’m a busy backson, or it just takes me longer than I would like to get my brain around this season. I’ll have to ask my uncle Trespassers W.

So, on to the Iowa game.

That was more like it.

That is the kind of competitive play I expected from this team all year. My glasses have always been an appropriate shade of not rosey, but I have been clear about my expectations for this team. I expected to get jumped repeatedly by Johnny and the rest of the Kobra Kai throughout the season, but I expected that we would slowly learn our home-repair themed lessons, and maybe not crane kick our way into
Elizabeth Shue’s arms at the end of the season, but I thought we would get a few turn-the-shower-on-Johnny-while-he-was-rolling-a-joint-dressed-like-a-skeleton-at-the-halloween-party moments along the way. Hell, maybe we’d even get to go to Golf ‘N’ Stuff.

All that talk about whether we would win a single game in the Big Ten, I thought, was pretty ridiculous. Now, I’m aware that we didn’t win, but is there anyone who watched that game who thinks we won’t be competitive at the All Valley Tournament, assuming we can get past the registration desk?

Our turnovers have come WAY down over the last few games, our ball movement looks better and I’m starting to get a feeling for who these guys are as players.

Devan Dumes is the leading scored on this team, but prior to the last two games I wouldn’t have been able to tell you that without looking it up. We didn’t have anyone who I felt confident was going to score other than Pritchard and it’s been a lot harder to get him the ball lately.

Nick Williams can also score the ball, but please for the love of Mike, confine yourself to 12-15 foot shots. You look great when you do and, like the one Asian guy in all of the the valley, when you don’t. You jump around spin, kick and look kind of cool, but then you get punched in the chest by the guy who was just standing there watching you do all that crazy crap.

I was disappointed in our attempt to run the exact same play we ran four times in a row against Lipscomb at the end of the Iowa game. AJmydog beat me to the punch on that one, and apparently so did Todd Leary. When Daniel tried to Crane kick the Japanese Johnny in Karate Kid II it didn’t work either.

Oh, and I almost forgot, did you listen to the press conference after the game? Tom Crean was pizzissed izzoff. He’s been pretty calm thus far, but he took exception to a couple of things and really got full hot on the deal.

The following exchange took place. Reporters comments in italics

After the Lipscomb loss, the kids announced that the whole program felt down…

Wo, who said it was?

They felt like they were down

Do you spend a lot of time with them last week? Were you in our practices?

No.

Then you just gave me your opinion. Don’t tell me what my players are, I am with them every day.. Were they down because they lost a game? Absolutely. But we continued to work on things through the week and I did not see a lot of down guys. I see a lot of down guys right now.

We are not traveling in that light of getting caught up in perception and getting caught up in things that don’t have anything to do with them. I don’t mean to be negative towards you but if we are going to ask something about the team it needs to be prefaced by something we actually know or something that we have an opinion on. Do you have anything else on that?

Not now.

I was reminded of this gem. I miss when our press conferences were radio gold. I think Coach Crean has been pretty frustrated this year, how could he not be in this situation, and he knows that going off on the players isn’t going to get them where they need to be, and he got the chance to tear into someone and took it. I’m not so sure he was really mad at this guy, so much as he needed to yell at someone.

I just can’t resist this as the theme song, complete with spanish subtitles. Y supergracias a GOYA!!

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