There are people in this world who I thought could never surprise me. Some because they are so consistent in their behavior that you pretty much get what you expect. I would put Phil Hellmuth in this category, as just one example. Some because they are completely insane and you should expect whatever insane thing they do next. Britney Spears, hell, almost anyone who regularly makes the tabloids, for example.
The emperor of the latter group would have to be Keith Richards. This is what I thought before this afternoon. Turns out Keith can still shock the hell out of me. When Dennis Leary said that Keith had already done all the drugs, well, he was wrong. This is why.
Keith Richards is officially the craziest fucking person on the planet.