if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it’s his knee.

This is truly, truly disturbing. A few thoughts come to mind with this.

1.) Who is eating her face and hair. That just gives me the willies.

2.) How do you keep people from going right for the parts that men tend to go for.

3.) How you-centric does your world view have to be to have a life sized wedding cake shaped like you? I’m guessing about 11 sir.