So the two big questions from today’s news about Tubby Smith leaving UK for Minnesota are:
1.) How white will the new coach of UK be? I’m guessing pale, like bucket.
2.) Is there another place on the planet more racially diverse than the state of Kentucky? Oh, right, Minnesota. Lots of blonde haired blue eye Scanda-nubians, which is, as of this moment, on the eve of a racism workshop I’m attending for work, my new favorite word invented by me. Scanda-nubians is now trademarked.
Also, as a third question. With the reports that Alford is leaving the Big Ten and Tubby is coming in is the Big Ten getting a coaching upgrade? And does the Big Ten now have more street cred? I say, yes. Big ups to the now, slightly darker Big Ten coaching fraternity.