The following is a transcript of an unsolicited monologue I was given by a first grader today.

"Tomorrow is my mom AND my grandma's birthday. So, we're going to celebrate at mt grandma's house, then at my house. I got my mom a cupcake with two strawberries. They were sticker strawberries, not real ones. I don't know what I'm going to do for my grandma yet. Probably, just play with her neck cause it's so chubby."

Happy birthday, Grandma.

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