When I saw this Headline, Kirk Douglas Fired Up Over Blacklist, Slavery I wanted this to be an article about how Kirk Douglas had started an active campaign railing against these two threats to our modern world. It all had a very Grandpa Simpson quality to it.
Sadly, he’s mostly just answering questions about Spartacus.
Read it if you want to, but trust me, the image in your head is WAY funnier.
Jeff Taylor Writes 