This photo is of the gigantic zit on the side of my head. Normally, not worth posting, but because of it I had a very helpful conversation with a bellman at our hotel in Miami.
"How was your day today, sir?"
"Good. Hot."
"Yes, it’s hot. You have a bug bite on your head."
"Yeah, it’s a pimple."
"IT’S BIIIIIG."
"Thank you. I know."
I can’t recall if I tipped him for that or not, but I rather think, not.
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