As any of you who teach can attest, there are frequently things said in class by the students that are either brilliant, ridiculous, or both, and often amusing. This is the first installment in "Things adults don’t say."
"Computer Teacher. Computer Teacher. Computer Teacher. Computer Teacher. Computer Teacher. I have something I need to tell you.
"Yes"
"I have cheese nips. Two packages."
"Good."
Show of hands. Who was told that at work today? Just me? Alright.
Jeff Taylor Writes 
Jeff will attest that there is no better birth control than subbing in the kindergarten. After a full day, I was horse and brain dead. I was a big meanie when I wouldn’t let a girl get a drink of water. You will live with that dry throat and love it!